Long time, no life update, am I right? Yeah, I’ll stop trying to be funny here. First thing’s first, I haven’t abandoned this blog. In fact, I’ve been optimising my old blog posts and going wild on Pinterest. I’ll be posting a couple of blogs about that at some point here. Now, with that out of the way, this blog, as the title suggests, is a life update. For my new readers, I only do life updates when something big happens, and in the span of this blog’s lifetime, there has only ever been one other life update. That was about the first time I got published in a literary…