Guess who’s back in school? Me! And guess who’s taking an English class after at least five years? Also me! I’m low-key, extremely excited about this. Which is weird because I don’t expect a lot from foreign language teachers in Turkey. Maybe it’s my face; I’ve been told I have a certain type of dead look. And don’t even get me started on how mean my German language tutor was.  Seriously, but I think the school I enrolled in may have something to do with that. They tried really hard to get me to sign up for A1 German instead of B1. But enough of that. We’re talking about what…